11.30.2006

I seriously lucked out at the VET's

I saw the PTU earlier in the day. Since I'm a good boy I walked right into mine, its actually quite spacious for my boo-tay. Into the Grey Machine I went and Latte was facing me in his PTU. The Awesome Man likes when we yowl in the car so he talked to us the whole way. The AM likes to park really far away so we had to walk next to a busy road to get to the office. The Woman yelled at him for not being "shock absorbing" enough with his wrist as I was flying all over the place.

Everyone was oogling over Latte because they all adore him, everyone came in to see him. Therefore I got to wait in my PTU for a long time. When they finally got to me the VET looked at my eyes/ears, all over my body, took my temp, looked at my teeth and said I was good to go. Can you believe it??? NO NEEDLES! He said my titer levels from last year are super high so I probably don't ever need any more shots besides the rabbies every 3 years. Even my weight is OK, I'm 12.7 lbs and if I hit 13 I need to go on a diet but I'm OK for now as I've always weighed this much. He did insult me though. He said I wouldn't look very good in a Speedo. All the people laughed hard at that one. I only got a little hissy when they took my temperature but who doesn't? AND I don't need a dental! He gave the people some stuff to put in our water to help our teeth stay clean and the tall man has to rub some gel on my gums. For my sniffles he put all of the cats on a round of antibiotics to clear up our Herpes flare up. Sigh. The Woman really hoped there would be more answers for the sniffles but its just the Herpes.

All in all it was a really easy trip to the VET. I really like the VET he's a giant like the Awesome Man and he and the AM laugh a lot and have fun. How the VET is fun I don't know but it wasn't completely unbearable. As usual we were silent on the ride home. When we got out of the PTUs we both licked our boo-tays because we were violated.

10 comments:

Gemini said...

I am furry glad that you didn't get any pokes or prods. It is too bad you gots more medicine though.

The Meezers said...

good fing you didn't get stabbed!!! getting violated is bad enuf though. we hopes the antie-bye-o-tiks werk and you gets rid of your sniffles.

Merlin said...

Wow yoo got reely lucky. I don't like needles so much. My mommy says I hafta go sometime soon. You don't need no diet, yoo are skinny!

Cecilia said...

You are very lucky that you were not poked with any needles. Mrs. B went to the vet on Tuedsay and she has to have her teeth cleaned. *sigh*

Junior said...

The nerve of them laughing at you! They should have petted and scritched you for having being such a good brother to Latte and Kaze!

Rocky the Gutter Cat said...

I've herd my ladey cumplane abowt the man parking way far away too. The man wares a Speedo sumtimes becuz he is a swimmer, wich I compleetly do not unnerstand (gitting wet AND exersizing -- whut cood be werse [other than gitting horn implants]?). They've never tride to dress me up in a Speedo, and I think it's safe to say they never shall. If yoo see a Speedo coming at yoo, Chase -- RUN FOR YER LIFE becuz they're probly gitting reddy to throw yoo in the lake in the bak yard.

Jake and Bathsheba said...

We're glad you all aren't seriously ill. Taking medicine sucks, but if they hide it in the stinky goodness, it's tolerable as long as you inhale your food.

~Jake

Rascal said...

You voluntarily got into your PTU?????? Amazing. Glad you didn't have to get any shots.

Lux said...

It sounds like you had a pretty nice vet visit - it's good when you like your vet! (Except for that violation part!)

Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

we're glad your day wasn't completely unbearable. and 13 pounds means diet? okay then, I'll start saying I'm 12.9
Grr