2.27.2007

Tuxie Tuesday



This is Jasmine. She is my Aunt I guess. She used to be the Woman's cat when she was living with our grandma. Jasmine is INSANE. Oh no, I mean that. She is scared of everyone and everything and she likes to pee on stuff when she's scared.

One time the Lap Lady had to get up early for a big test (the SAT she said) on a Saturday morning. Apparently when you're 17 getting up on Saturday morning isn't fun. It was January so she put on a sweatshirt and her winter coat and went to the school to take the test. She was nervous as she doesn't like standardized tests. As she was waiting in the school lobby she smelled this familiar smell that she couldn't quite recognize. When she was assigned a room to take the test in she took her coat off and discovered Jasmine's good luck present. Jasmine had PEED on the Woman's jacket and it soaked into the lining and into her sweat shirt. So the Woman had to take the test smelling like cat pee and wearing a wet sweatshirt covered in cat pee.

Jasmine is much better about peeing now but she still licks all of the fur off of her belly as a nervous reaction and she's quite plump. Jasmine is one of a pair of Tuxies and the other cat's name is Maestro and he has a little white mustache.

12 comments:

The Meezers said...

yeah, grampa norton usded to pee on efurryfing too - mainly to make mommy mad, but when he gotted to be really old and sick, he just couldn't make it to the box anymore.
mommy knows that feeling though - she has wented to werk not knowing that her jaket smelled like cat pee until she was in the metal monster wif wheels and most of the way there.

Daisy said...

Well, at least Jasmine is very beautiful. That makes up for the peeing.

Junior said...

Sounds like Jasmine is quite a character. Meowm wonders if Jasmine needs kitty valium to help her not lick her fur off. She has friend who had to put her cat on that stuff as he was pulling his hair out.

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Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Is Maestro as messed up as Jasmine? It's a good thing she's so kyoot or some bean mite get reely mad at her.

sammawow-china cat-willow said...

Jasmine is quite pretty. China Cat has the same problem of licking all of the fur off of her tummy. I, Willow, have a very floofy tummy.

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

aww, poor Jasmine. She must be very sad sometimes that she gets so upset so often. Mommy said that with those eyes, she must not get in much trouble though!!!

DEBRA said...

Awww poor Jasmine. It must be furry diffioccult to be so scairt. Jasmine is such a purrty kitty.

I have problems too and sometimes I get such a bad tummy ache dat I can't makes it to da litterbox. So I just crawl to a spot and go. I can't helps it. Momma udderstands why I has problems and she doesn't get mad wif me at all. I don't do it all da time, but it can happen anywhere.

Abby

Kimo & Sabi said...

We all has our issues ;)

Jake and Bathsheba said...

But did Jasmine's "present" bring your Woman good luck, Chase? Did she get a good score on the test? We know that she did well enough to get into college.

~J&B

I've had "pee issues" too.

~Jake

Victor Tabbycat said...

Tell Jasmine she's furry pretty. Efurry cat is diffrint an it's good fur beans to unnerstand that.

Mom wants to know how yur mom did on the SAT wif such distractions. I wanna know what the SAT is. We haf sumfing called sat fur our TV. Maybe moms haf to take the SAT test to get it fur their TVs?

Also, Mom wants to see a pictor of Maestro cuz the firstest cat, Bigotes, had a black mustache.

Bonnie Underfoot said...

Victor an the woman can ask all the questions they like, but I want to know when you'll haf anofur picture up of your handsome self, Chase? Mrrrow!