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Sure its Toesday but I of course have to put my own spin on matters. The Woman wouldn't let me post the uncensored version which is just so unfair. I mean, I have Charmers, and I bet they wanted to see what is under the black patch. I hate the Woman. She's always messing up the best pictures of me.
I am fully accepting of my Mancatness and I like to sprawl for all to see. The Awesome Man would not censor me. Nope, he would just pat me on the head tell me, "That's my boy" and post away. Did I mention the Woman sucks? Why oh why won't the Awesome Man just help me blog?