My very hot charmer Bonnie tagged me for the middle name meme! My middle name is usually "face" because it sounds like Chase but with a "f". Don't ask me why....ask the AM.
Oh, and the AM did make up for his snub yesterday. It turns out he has a cold and was not feeling good after 3 hours of Delaware traffic in the rain. The Woman said she was ready to walk home. But things are back to normal around here so I'm not expending any more energy than is necessary. Picutes will be later this week because obviously the photographer was not here last week. Its not like we don't have thousands stockplied she just has to get off her lazy butt and upload them. I don't care if she has vacation pictures, they are not pictures of me!
F- Friendly. I have never been mean to anyone. Even when I'm unhappy at the VET I growl but I would never ever harm anyone. Its just not in my nature. I love all creatures, especially woofies.
A- Ample. Now that's not cool Woman, I am NOT ample. OK, well I do have lots of furs and extrodinarily big paws but my girth is only borderline overweight, the VET hasn't put me on a diet yet.
C-Calm. The only thing that upsets me is the vacuum and thunderstorms. Other than that you could do anything to me and I would just sit there and blink at you. I find that taking things slowly in life extends my life in the long run. Plus, it gives me more time to plan out my retaliations on Kaze.
E- Eager. I really love food! Put something tasty in front of me and its bound not too last all that long. In fact, why don't you leave me some Temptations and see how quickly they last.