11.02.2007

Annoyance.



Some strange guy came over and he was poking and prodding at me. Sure I didn't move but that's because I'm the King of the House. I flicked my tail and he claimed there was a pea sized lump on my side. That caused the Woman to poke and prod at me and then I bit her. I was annoyed! Then I ran away because biting the Woman never turns out well. She kind of follows the bite her and die rule because if she let the horse bite her she'd be in trouble. Deep trouble. She followed me and felt me all over and her determination was....fat roll. Sigh. I do not have fat rolls!!!!!!!

22 comments:

Bonnie Underfoot said...

HOW DARE THEY!!! Who is this strange poking man, anyway? You had every right to bite. She should be glad you bit her and not the stranger. Poor, poor Chase.
If you're ready for it, there's a very rare photo on my blog. Purrs (and no more pokes!)

Cheysuli said...

I am appalled that my MOTHER IN LAW allows people to come in and indiscriminately poke at cats who depend upon her for care. Latte--come here immediately!

michico*Adan said...

Bite them, just bite and hiss them~!!
You are very right what you do!!!!

Black Cat said...

You certainly look annoyed in that photo! Fat roll, hehehe, surely not dear Chase, it must be mancatly muscle:) xxx

The Furry Kids said...

Who is this strange man?! EG would've put the bitey on him. As for me, I'd be hiding under the bed. Sorry about the fat roll comment. That was kinda rude of The Woman. I don't think you have fat rolls at all. You are a very handsome mancat.

Love,
Tazo

Sunny's Mommy said...

Ask the woman if that's fat rolls you see on her :-p

The Cat Realm said...

I Dare You!
Yes, It is ME, Anastasia! Karl was thoughtful enough to put the Dare out on the Day of the Dead, so I can come personally! And if you don't accept the challenge, I might just come again and haunt you, Hahahahahahahahaha!
Anastasia
I know you share humans with Kaze and Latte But I dare you ALL

The Meezers said...

someone came over ahd poked you? and said you hadded a LUMP in your side? and then your mommy said you was FAT? what in the name of BAST is going on over there? should we be werried about a lump in your side?

Daisy said...

Chase, biting is the proper response to poking. You were in the right.

Junior said...

Well, Chase, if there really is fat rolls, I would rather it be that than a nasty bad lump of some sort. But I don't believe for a minute that you have fat rolls!

Boy said...

Why do our beans wike to call us fat? They just do not understand muscles do they?

ASTOR CATS said...

There is no excuse for a stranger poking and prodding but biting the hand of one that feeds you is not the answer. We don't blame you for being angry - but withholding affection or ignoring them works well for us. It's not fat - those are love handles and they are very important.

Midnite & Stray Kitty

Pet's are 4 Life said...

we agrees you is not fat, there is no such word!!! ;)

Captain Jack and Dante said...

You wanna know what is bad? Having you parents be friends with your V-E-T. And they invite her over for dinner too so we get looked at and examined and told if we're fat or not. And Mommy always listens too cause Aunt Susan is our V-E-T. Sigh. We hate being poked and prodded!

Angus said...

Fat rolls, Bah! Everycat knows that extra softness is good for snorgling and heat sapping. Whatever was she thinking?

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Oh, the indigity you must endure!

~Bathsheba

Parker said...

Gasp! This is wrong, just wrong. I would have bit too!

Honey P. Sunshine said...

well a fat roll is better than an undefined lump

Ashley said...

Chase, I think you are one of the most handsomest mancats around!

Riley & Tiki said...

Fat rolls are fine. We hope you really do not have a pea sized lump. Fatty lipomas are also fine. Unknown lumps are scary. We do not want anything bad to happen to you. Vincent who came before got a pea sized lump from his rabies shot. We do not want that to happen to you.

The Cat Realm said...

You scared me for a moment there! Thinking you might have a TUMOR - when you are just a bit overweight....
Get your revenge - put the human in the outfit that makes her look the fattest you can get her to look!!!
And the biting was totally justified!
Karl

Willow said...

If you are poked, you definitely should bite! I know because that's exactly what I do!!!

Purrrs, Willow