11.21.2007

Talk about BAD night.

So the Woman came home and went into the attic. She brought down the big PTU and of course I went in because I love being in PTU's. So I was hanging out and Latte got shoved in there with me. It was a bit cramped....but we got there OK. At the VET's office (yeah, that's where she took us) Latte left the PTU and gave me some room. I hate the VET. I tried to crawl into the corner but it didn't work. The Woman yanked me out. Then they poked and prodded me. The indignity! They did call me a Big Cat with big bones so they didn't say I was fat. That was pretty cool of them. Just as I thought it was over they brought me in the back room.

Here I was thinking I was lucking out because I didn't get any shots. I should have known better. They took me back and put a NEEDLE IN MY NECK. *Charmer's please don't read the following as I'm very embarassed* I pooped. I couldn't help it, I was so scared I had to let my bowels loose. It got stuck on my tummy furs. This is SO embarassing. Sigh....please don't think less of me. I have to say, I'd rather have the shots than this ridiculous titer crap. They stole so much of my blood I thought I was going to die.

At least I don't have to go back there. I have some tartar on the left side of my mouth but no gingivitis so I don't need my teeths cleaned. Well duh, don't all cats only chew on one side of their mouths?

On the way back Latte got shoved in the PTU with me again and I almost killed him. Three times. I wanted to be alone. The Woman almost had to pull over to grab Latte out. I just want to go to sleep and I deserve an entire chick-hen to myself on Thursday.

24 comments:

DK & The Fluffies said...

Aw, Mr. Chase, that sucks. Don't worry, I've done that when I've been at the vets and they scared me also.

Cheysuli said...

Chase, I am so sorry about your ordeal. I cannot condone your taking it out on Latte though. If you don't stop that, then I might have to have you whapped.

I will deny this conversation ever took place.

Tyler said...

Oh Chase, it sounds just so terrible. You must have really been scared to have "an accident" like that. I don't think our mom's should EVER allow them to take us in the back. That's where the evil happens. My VET told my mom that they do that so that we don't blame our beans. I will blame her anyway. Who do you think drove me there? I hope your chicken is delicious. You deserve it. And share with the others. You earned it alone. Poor Chase.

PB & J said...

Poor Chase - we hate the vet too, sometimes Jake even throws up at the vet. We hope you get lots of chicken on Thursday!

Also, Happy Belated Blogaversary!

The Meezers said...

oh Chase, it's ok, i always pee on the v-e-t-s. I haf nefur thought about pooping though. you're getting into Max the Psychokitty territory - he can poop at will at the v-e-t office.

Max said...

Dood! I poop at the vet EVERY time! I'm proud of it! It grosses everyone out, and since they STAB me with things, they deserve to be grossed out. Poop with pride! It's an artform, not an embarrassment!

michico*Adan said...

Oah, Chase

I am so sorry you have to go to the VET.
I believe you will got all turkey, or at least a half chicken to eat on Thursday~!!!

Hug,
Adan

China Cat said...

I am so sorry that you were embarrassed at the vet. That happened to me last time I had to visit the vet and go in the back room. When they brought me out, they told my Lap Lady that my tummy and back feet were wet because they had to wash me after they stole my blood!

I really hope that you get your own chicken for Thanksgiving. That is also my first blogoversary! And Willow's too!

Purrrrrs, China Cat

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Oh, Chase, you are just saying that you were scared because you are being modest. Just admit that you pooped on purpose to show your displeasure. I certainly don't think less of you. Just don't take it out on little Latte next time.

Your devoted Charmer,
~Bathsheba

Parker said...

Awwww Chase, poop happens, it's OK!

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

It's okay Chase. I hate being in the PTU, so I poop in there as soon as I get put in. At least then there's none for me to poop out at the vets office.

Honey P. Sunshine said...

you poor baby chase, its all over now

Riley & Tiki said...

Poor Chase. What an awful thing to do to you. You definitely deserve your own chicken and so does Latte.

Junior said...

The v-e-t is so awful! I am glad you pooped! I hope it got all over them!!!!! I hope you get lots and lots of goodies to munch on tomorrow!

Queen Snickers said...

Aw poor Chase. I have trouble every time I get in the car, motion sickness & anxiety, the v.e.t. says. Then it comes out both ends. I make momma or daddy stop 3 or 4 times to clean me and ptu up for just a 15 minute trip.

Titus said...

Dude, poop happens sometimes. Mom's been talking about that titer test stuff, too. Grrrr. But at least you don't have to go back for a while. That's always a good thing.

Titus

Sunny's Mommy said...

Aaawwww, poor Chase.

Daisy said...

Chase, do not be embarrassed. I think you taught the vet a very good lesson: do not mess with you, or you will "mess" with him!

Captain Jack and Dante said...

Oh no! Poor Chase!!

Victor Tabbycat said...

Poor Chase. I fink the vets deserved a good poop. Just fink, they had to clean it up!

When Mom tooked me an Bonnie to the vet together, we had separate PTUs. What a FUSS Bonnie made! While she screamed bloody murder, I just rolled my eyes. At least she was quiet goin home.

Christine and FAZ said...

Oh Chase, how embarrassing. It happens to the best of us. Once my before sister, Kirkby, just saw the cat carrier (it wasn't even open it was just sitting in the hall) and she peed herself in fright. It's good that you've had your injections though because it will keep you well and healthy. FAZ

Caesar and Princess said...

No no no, Chase.... this was a superb defensive action you did. You should be applauded. Great poopin' action kitty guy!

Forty Paws said...

Bless your heart Chase! Do as Max says! Be proud of your poop! They stole your blood, so you left them a smelly present. Glad you don't have to get your teeth cleaned!

Luf, Us

Mickey said...

Purrs man!!! I poop sometimes to show my displeasure of being in the car & going to the VET!!!