12.27.2007

Thursday Thirteen #54 (#2)

Thirteen Things I got for Christmas while the Meezers got Zilch.

1. The Furminator. Yes Woman, be my brushing slave and use up one of your presents on me. Brush now, keep going lazy!

2. Boxes. BIG ones! I can hide in them and pretend I can't hear when I'm yelled at to get the *#^% out. Uh....no, I'm happy thanks.

3. Tissue Paper! For shredding of course. Oh, and hiding. Its a well known fact that when you hide your head under something the rest of your body is invisinible.

4. Smaller boxes. These are really only good for nibbling on edges. I like to leave my mark on all presents. Oh, incidentally the Woman noticed I left my mark on her favorite belt today. Hehehe....

5. The loveseat is MINE. Its very well placed next to the tree right now so I can sprawl and be adored while people pretend to look at the tree when they're really just admiring my paw stretches.

6. New camera lens (macro). So the Woman can take better pictures of me. She does have to *ahem* back up a bit to fit all of me in the frame now.

7. Sweaters! The Woman's sweaters........bliss. They are my stand in Charmers and I have my way with them whenever she leaves a wool one out. Cotton...not so much.

8. Tree water. Yummy! Once a year the delicacy is served in the living room and it saves me from wasting energy walking to the kitchen to get a drink.

9. Ribbons. Bat...bat-bat-BAT!! Need I say more?

10. Secret Paws from the McKitten Cats & the Bonnie Package of course. Too much fun to even recall what happend those nights....lets just call them "black outs".

11. Late sleeping humans. The Awesome Man slept late for 4 days in a row! Lots of great snuggling time.

12. Attention from the Woman. She served me well this past week so I decided to give her some pets and *gasp* a purr! When she shows proper affections towards me I am not cruel- I allow her some petting of my pelty furs.

13. Stinky Goodness. And Bacon!! We got individual cans of Stinky Goodness and the Awesome Man gave us some bacon!!

25 comments:

michico*Adan*Lego-小芥*阿丹*樂高 said...

Tree water~!? What is that? I have never tasted before~!!!! It sounds very very good~!!!!!!

I am so happy you have a wonderful time, Chase~!!!

Karen Jo said...

You got great presents, Chase. It was very kind of you to let the Woman pet you and you even purred for her. The Furminator sounds like a really good gift.

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

Those sound like very good gifts. I have never had bacon. I did get some pepperoni however.

Daisy said...

I agree with your theory: as long as your head is covered, you are invisible.

The Meezers or Billy said...

awsome presents Chase!!!

The Furry Kids said...

Great presents!
We're going to have to try this bacon. It sounds pretty tasty.

EG

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Wow, Chase that sounds awesome. However, I am concerned that Latte got nothing? That is not so good.

Parker said...

MMMMmmmmm Bacon, MMMMMmmmm, Furminator! You had my kind of Christmas!

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Yummy stinky goodness! That is the best! Sounds like you got lots of good things for Christmas!

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Yummy stinky goodness! That is the best! Sounds like you got lots of good things for Christmas!

Artsy Catsy said...

Tree water? TREE WATER!! Hear than, mom, Chase gets to drink tree water? So how come you yell at me when I do it?

Rocky

Open Grove Claudia said...

I love the voice with which you wrote this. It's so... cat!

Happy TT!

Bonnie Underfoot said...

Lovely list, Chase! Our tree water is covered by the tree skirt - silly beans! Of course you're inbisible if your head is covered! You wrote that for the NOMS visitors, right?

I was extra nice for two days, but as of today, heck, I have 360-some more days until Sandy Claws checks his list. So I'm being hissy-growly again today. Feels so good!

My man provided sandwich meat last night and OMG it was GOOD! Where has that been all my life? Purrs and nosekisses,
your Bonnie

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Hmm, you shouldn't have to settle fur wool swetters instead of a Charmer...maybe you should get them to work out a skedjool so one is always availabul fur a snuggle. Sadie gots a new brush. Like she really needs another one!

Spooker said...

Oh, you got a Furminator?
Will you do a separate review of it for us in a few days, after you break it in good? Not The Mama wants to know how well those things really work.
Happy Holidays!
luv,
Auntie Spooker

Captain Jack and Sir Dante said...

Those are all wonderful things! BACON! Mommy says that is like hamm so we say we must have this immediately.

Leslie said...

Wow! We keep hearing about tree water, we reckon it swounds really good! We don't even get a pot plant.

Tyler said...

Woooooooohoooooooooooo all that for you! My sister Cookie hides (her head) under tissue too. She loves the stuff. When we get packages from the Siamese Rescue Foundation she loves the tissue the most.

You like the Furminator? We all have to be bribed with Temptations to endure that thing.

Chrissie said...

Boxes and tissue paper and tree water, oh my! Man, you're livin' in the deep clover!

Mickey's Musings said...

Awesome list!!! "sigh" i like tree water too ;)
too bad I haven't had any in a while. Yeah,I like these holidays!!
Purrs Mickey

Just Ducky said...

Great prezzie's Chase. You scored.

Queen Snickers, Empress and Princess Renna said...

Those are some great gifts! Tree water? Our tree doesn't have water, momma says that is because it is plastic, but I think it sounds like a great idea! ~Queen Snickers

PB 'n J said...

Oh Chase, you're so lucky to get such wonderful presents - we can't wait to see some fo the pictures with the new lense!

Sunny's Mommy said...

Wow! You got really great presents!

World of Animals, Inc. said...

We are glad that you were spoiled with all these wonderful gifts. Top of your list is probably the boxes. Every kitty loves them. Plus they were big ones. So you were able to hide in them from the other little ones. Thanks for sharing. Hope you are having a fun-filled day.
World of Animals