3.05.2008

Humans...odd animals

The Woman was making diner last night and during her slicing of the avacado managed to slice her finger open. Thoughts of Derby's mom's finger flashed through her mind as she oozed blood and told the Awesome Man this was "a 100% EMERGENCY get off the phone!". Whimpering Woman than cried and applied pressure while the Awesome Man rolled his eyes (he was a life guard for years). Being the Woman, she freaked out and made the AM take her to the ER. In the hospital they've never been too (well the AM was actually born there 28 years ago).

They had no idea where the hospital was. They've lived in this town for 3 years. The AM grew up in this town. There really is no excuse for this....

So I know you all think I'm being insensitive to the Woman but you know what they did to her at the ER? Gave her some ointment and a band-aide. And a tetnus shot. Once she got past the front desk she was there for 10 minutes.

Hhahahaahahahahahhaaaaaa! The AM is so embarrassed about the experience he won't even tell anyone they had to go to the ER.

19 comments:

Max said...

She willingly went to the stabby place? Was she overcome by toxic fumes when she cut her finger? Maybe better that she went, just in case. The Woman had to go to the ER a couple weeks ago because she went OOOPS on her rumbly bike and they took pictures of her INSIDES and there was NOTHING wrong, but to punish her for wasting their time they cut up her clothes and told her to go home naked.

Oh. She says that's not exactly true, but I think it's close enough. The moral is better be safe than sorry, and make sure you get to keep your clothes.

Jimmy Joe said...

Hahahaha, that is very mean and very funny of you to tell that story on your bloggie, Chase!
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe
P.S. Yeah, the snow is cold on the paddy paws, but you only need a few minutes to prove how tough you are.

michico*Adan said...

Wowww....so I guess your lady is fine now :>
I am very worry at the first beginning~~ But I think I am doing ok~!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh Chase! I think it was smart to get it looked at. My person nearly cut her finger off and should have had stitches but she refused to go and then it got infected and she had to do all sorts of stuff.

Honey P. Sunshine said...

kiss the woman finger 4 us

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

She never cut her finger before?

Queen Snickers and Empress said...

If my momma went to the ER every time she sliced her finger with a knife they would have a bed with her name on it! She is the clumsiest bean! It is always good to be causes about tetanus my momma says. ~Queen Snickers

Daisy said...

Better safe than sorry!

Junior said...

They didn't know where the hospital is? Wow! I am glad the Woman didn't have to have stitches.

PB & J said...

We're glad that the woman is okay - knives can be sharp! Though it is a bit strange that they didn't know where the hospital was :-)

Gandalf & Grayson said...

There must have been a lot of blood to make her so scairt. It was probably better to feel silly than have infection later. We hope YOUR dinner wasn't late!

At least they know where the hospital is now!

DEBRA said...

Ouchie...that had to hurt. Momma feels like we do about going to the stabby place. She'd rather her finger fall off than go to the ER. How long did your woman have to stay there?

Purrrsss
Gracie

China Cat said...

I'm glad that The Woman didn't have to get stitches. My Lap Lady cut her finger once and her mom made her go to the ER and she did get stitches.

I hope that they remembered to give you dinner after all that!

Purrrrs, China Cat

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

I am very sorry that your Woman got hurted, but that is a very funny story ha, ha, ha.... I mean ahhhh... I hope she is alright now!

Derby said...

Chase what an adventure. Mum did need stitches as the bleeding would not stop for her. It bled for over an hour. But better to have it checked and get the stabby shot for tetanus shot. Mum had just had her rooster shot, so she was good on that!

Kittie get well purrs and kisses.

The Meezers said...

oh no, your poor mommy!

Mickey said...

WOW!!!! WE are amazed your Mom was in and out in only 10 minutes!!!!
Now you purr on her finger :)
Purrs Mickey

jenianddean said...

OH no! I hope she is ok!!

My mom uses professional knives and they are very sharp so she completely understands. Mom's have to be very careful with sharp things!

Tell her to be very careful!!
-Jasper McKitten-Cat

Sunny's Mommy said...

Well it's a good thing she went and had it looked at. Sometimes they have to use stitches to close the cut. I'm sure the Woman is glad she didn't need stitches. She may not be glad when she gets the bill however :-/ Ack.