3.13.2008

Thanks but no

Dear Woman,

I heard you on the phone. I heard you say "cat" "ear" "Chase" "Dr" "tomorrow at 11:40". These things together spell trouble. Yeah my ear is crooked and redish- what of it? No don't touch it!! Stop it, I don't want you looking in there!!!

Its certainly no reason to take me to the stabby place. I swear, if they try to steal my blood I'm saving my poop that I usually give them and pooping on you! And yes, you'd better make sure my Awesome Man is there or I'm going to be BAD. Hissy bad. Growly bad.

So yeah, my day: not going so well. I just know I'll have to have those horrible drop things in my ears and I hate that. They drip and itch and are yucky. Oh and Woman, if you'd clean my ears more often maybe this wouldn't happen? You know I have waxy ears. How about we make it a weekly thing instead of once a monthish?

Thank You,
Chase

***Revised Letter to Woman****

Dear Woman,

Did you not hear my pathetic yet manly mews in the car? Did I not tell you I was FINE?? I do thank you for making sure my Awesome Man was there for me. His presence did make me a bit happier. Now about this PTU thing: I'm not coming out, ever. You have to take the top off or good luck!

Did I not tell you I was FINE?! I told you I was fine and nothing was wrong. What did the VET lady say? That's right, she said I'm fine and nothing is wrong. But I did get gaggy pills and anitbiotics. Great....see what this got me??

And they told me I wouldn't fit into a Speedo!!??? If I knew what that was I'd be offended.

Thank you for returning me promptly to my PTU with KAZE'S PINK SNUGGLE inside. There were comments made. Many comments.

Chase

23 comments:

Adan*Michico said...

Oah Dear, I smell trouble, Chase~~
Looks you have to go to vet~!!! Take care, I am cheering for you~!!!

Thanks to you gonna watch my Little Lego's back~! I am sure he will be feel very safe!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Chase I am sorry to hear that. I hope that it isn't what you think...

divakitty said...

Hop away! Hop away! Hop away!

Icon Baxter Bentley said...

Chase, I know exactly how you feel. Having itchy ears is horrible, and going to the Vet is no fun.

I think they should just leave the wax in there!

Forty Paws said...

Poor Chase!!! That sux.

Luf, Us

DEBRA said...

Chase

oh dear me... I am chasing my tail because I am so worried about you...please let us know you are OK. My oh my...

Purrsss
Gracie

Junior said...

EEEKKK!!! The v-e-t! Because the woman won't clean your ears more often? I don't blame you for saving your poo.

PB & J said...

Oh, run away Chase!

Queen Snickers and Empress said...

It a da Woman falt! Make her get blood sucked instead! Poos in her shoes. ~Empress

The O'Furry Kids said...

RUN!

Max said...

I hope there was massive amount of poop involved in this. It is your RIGHT to poop upon anyone who forces you to the stabby place. And on them, too, if the whim strikes you.

Daisy said...

Medicines. Yuck!

Jan said...

We're sorry, but we can't keep a straight face at the thought of you in a Speedo.

Jan's Funny Farm

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Hi Chase! Mom won't help me visit since she's planning a BIG party for Saturday. I'm going to be stuck in the computer room. Too bad I need her to use the computer. I'll be thinking of you and wishing you well.

Love,
~Bathsheba

Junior said...

Wow! This has truly been a horrible day for you! I think you deserve tons of treats, or bacon, or ice cream, or cookies.....something special!

Did you use your poo on anyone?

SophieKitty said...

Ugh! I'm going to the V-E-T next Saturday. Sorry you had to go through that.

Gandalf & Grayson said...

Ruh Roh!

Angus said...

Well, I'm glad you're "fine", Chase. That Speedo comment should have earned the v-e-t a solid whap, though.

divakitty said...

Sucks to be you Sunshine, sucks to be you. Mwahahahahahahahaha ~DKM

Honey P. Sunshine said...

poor chase baby, kisses for your tramatic ordeal

Black Cat said...

Poor Chase, why does the v-e-t have to give you Auntie Biotics for wax? That sucks! Or did you get an infection along with the build-up of wax, poor baby? :) xxx

Millie said...

Oh, that sounds like a truly terrible day.

Jimmy Joe said...

Oh man, buddy, that is terrible. Just terrible. I admire your ability to write such an eloquent letter after such an ordeal.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe