As you might all guess, I generally like to do two things in life: Sleep & Eat. Ever since my Empress sent me my birthday package I realized that at age 8 its time for me to either completely retire and sleep more (if that's possible) or go through a mid-life crisis.
I've chosen mid-life crisis. First up- exercise. Wand toys, chasing Kaze, biting my Tall Man, these are things I'm doing to keep up my speed and agility. Kaze's actually hiding because she's so tired, I've out toy hogged Latte, and my Tall Man's ankles are being nipped at again for the first time in years.
I'm not sure where all of this is taking me but I'm a young Man Cat and I'm going to prove it. I'm sick of being called "turkey". Sure I coo when I'm content but I am NOT a turkey.