My Woman is lazy and therefore doesn't clean up. The little tupperware thing used to have fishy flakes in it. I don't want to even try to think about how long ago that was.
The plate used to have a plant on it that the Woman killed because she can't remember to water things.
The flag goes on the outside of our house for the 4th of July and other than that stays in this corner.
And the paper was a coupon Ann Taylor where my Woman likes to waste our green papers.
I chose to nap around the stuff because really there aren't that many better surfaces out on the porch.
Oh and today my Awesome Man turns 28. He hates big deals made so I'll leave it to the girl of the house to do that.