Stupid Awesome Man is all obsessed with his new bike the Woman got him for his birthday (which is Thursday). And he doesn't want me near it!! I guess he does have a point after what I did to his old bike when it was brand new. I may have chewed on the shifters and left big Chase bite marks on them as well as the handle bars. OK, so I made the whole thing look like swiss cheese but hey, he was ignoring me! I guess this might be the reason he's storing the bike in the dungeon so I can't get to it.