This is Jasmine, she is one of the Woman's mother's cats. She pees on lots of stuff. She really loves the Woman so of course I think she's crazy. But really, she is pretty crazy. She almost starved to death before the Woman and her mother adopted her from the rescue place. Jasmine bit them but they felt so badly for her they took her home. She has a good life now. Of course she doesn't like men so I don't really know how she stays happy in life. WIthout my Awesome Man I would never be happy.
Oh, the Woman is unhappy because the Awesome Man fixed the vacuum. He did promise if she saves up a little bit the Woman can get a Dyson in a month or so.