Thank you all for telling me I'm NOT the F word. They called me that all weekend until I gave them this look. Then the Awesome Man felt bad for me so the Woman suggested they just call me "Floofy" which was agreed upon by all interested parties. I'm OK with that, I do have medium length fur so I guess its OK.
Haha! That horrible sucky moster (aka vacuum) is broken! Happy Dance! Happy Dance! The Woman wants to get a Dyson but the Awesome man claims he can fix this "piece of junk" as the Woman calls it. She's still pushing for a Dyson. Apparently because of me and my fur.