As you might all guess, I generally like to do two things in life: Sleep & Eat. Ever since my Empress sent me my birthday package I realized that at age 8 its time for me to either completely retire and sleep more (if that's possible) or go through a mid-life crisis.
Psst....there is a rumor that kitten pictures have been located. I mean tiny kitten pictures of this very Big Man Cat. Hmm...we'll see if they get leaked to the press.
See I'm still fierce and active. I just only get active when there is a reason to be active. Like this package from my very HOT Charmer Empress. Gosh she's a looker, she's my newest Charmer and is very welcome to the group with some wonderful company of other hot lady cats. Empress sent me a package for my birthday which was sweet because the Awesome Man completely forgot and my Woman....we all know how useful she is (NOT). So I got some great toys and a card and some of my favorite Temptations.
1) Write your own six word memoir.
2) Post it on your blog and include a visual illustration if you’d like.
3) Link to the person that tagged you in your post, and to the original post if possible so we can track it as it travels across the blogosphere.
4) Tag at least five more blogs with links.
5) Don’t forget to leave a comment on the tagged blogs with an invitation to play.
6) Have fun!!
at 9:46 PM
My Woman is lazy and therefore doesn't clean up. The little tupperware thing used to have fishy flakes in it. I don't want to even try to think about how long ago that was.
at 9:19 PM
Stupid Awesome Man is all obsessed with his new bike the Woman got him for his birthday (which is Thursday). And he doesn't want me near it!! I guess he does have a point after what I did to his old bike when it was brand new. I may have chewed on the shifters and left big Chase bite marks on them as well as the handle bars. OK, so I made the whole thing look like swiss cheese but hey, he was ignoring me! I guess this might be the reason he's storing the bike in the dungeon so I can't get to it.
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at 11:04 PM
If I told you where the Woman went today I'm not sure you'd believe me. She went on a TOUR of the VET's office???!! Who goes on a TOUR of that place??? She said her day hunting place might be doing some work for the VET's office so they had to go look at the building and the rooms and stuff. I can't believe she made it out alive to tell the story- you get lost in that place.
And then she talked to the two VET men for like an hour. What could you possibly have to say to one of those torture people???!! Further proof that the Woman is out of her little human mind. She found out that our favorite vet used to run restaurants. And I trust this man with my life? I mean, I know he saved Latte's life twice so I guess he must know what he's doing.
She'd better not try to bring me along for "fun". They know I'm a confirmed pooper so I don't think they want me around there. Still it just boggles my mind.......
Its been a long week in our house and at 6am the computers from work called my Awesome Man and he had to get up and go into work 2 hours before usual. So we're all a little messed up and cranky today. I've decided the best thing for me to do is start the weekend early with the comics. I'm sure Get Fuzzy will cheer me up. See you all Monday.
at 9:26 AM
Do you see where I am???!! I'm on the back deck. That's right- Out of Doors! The AM decided that I was too furry to brush inside so they took me on the deck. I used to be able to fit through the rungs of the deck and I'm not really sure why I can't anymore. The Woman said it had something to do with my "not fitting in a speedo" thing that the VET said to me last time I was there.
But hey, if you happen to see a very large cloud of Chase fur floating by your house that wouldn't surprise me. I think its hovering somewhere over the mid-west right about now.
Woman: You totally forgot today was my "birthday". I hate you even more now. Snap's going to kick you tonight as its her actual birthday.
Um....hello intruder cat. What exactly do you think you're doing in MY neighborhood? I see you out there all takin' charge but if I could get out there I'd show you who's really in charge of our street! I'm sick and tired of you hanging out under our front porch and taunting me by chasing squirrels.
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