Tummy Tuesday!

Oh boy I'm exhausted. Chasing Kaze around constantly has been very wearing. I've been cooing and merring around a lot enticing her to play with me. I've been trying to get her tired but it hasn't worked. I think she might be from outer space because she does not get tired. Ever. Now I have lots of energy and attackative skills but sometimes she does win when I get tired. I've been enlisitng Latte's help to tire her out but I think I've just created a monster in him because he thinks he might be on the rise to power. Sigh...my work never ends.

Man Cat Monday

Kaze is always talking-litter about how much she takes me down and how she attacks me and "wins" our battles. I call this picture "Take That!" As you can see I have her so much on the run that she is actually hiding in the scratching thing. She's such a little wuss-tail but she's been trying to take on Latte and that's not going to well for her. Hey, I may be the Man Cat of the house but that tiny little meezer packs a big paw punch and he's vendictive!!! At least I am what I am, I wear my heart on my white paws. So there you go, you can clearly see how even though she attacks me I have complete control over the baby of the family.

Woolie Bullie

This thing is pretty cool. The rodents decided it wasn't entertaining enough for them so its become mine. It smells great (a mixture of wool and NIP!) and has a leather tail which is so much fun to chew on. I approve this toy for use by cats who like wool. I like wool....its kind of the unmentioned Charmer in my life. I like the Woman's sweaters in the way that Tripper the Psycho Cat likes his stuffed girl friend. I give this toy 2 paws up. Oh, we got it from Siamese Rescue. For some reason they actually DO sell the best cat toys, beds, etc. plus the money goes to help cats in need. And if the Woolie Bullie gets out of shape you put it in a sock in the washy thing and it comes out brand new.

Proverbial proverbs!

Little Jake, Tyler's brother tagged me for the new meme! Cool! These were Jake's Meme's:

A rolling vet or vet helper gathers no sticking owchy sticks that hurt young kitty's behinds.
or maybe I'll change it to: A rolling vet person gathers no sticking owchy sticks unless they stick themselves while they're rolling.

Eat to live and live to eat.

I especially like his last one, sounds pretty good to me. You're supposed to come up with a proverb of your own and tag as many or as few friends as you like.

She who strikes the first blow admits she's lost the war.

(Obviously this is directed towards Kaze. Its very true that she always strikes first but I always win in the end. )

A Man Cat standing amongst a herd of meezers.

(Someone PLEASE rescue me from meezer hell. Oh alright...I do like them sometimes)

Let see....I tag......Gracie, Henry Helton, and Miles & Sammy but I really tag everyone because I really like this meme!

Wordless Wednesday

Toesday

Blue Paws! Its kind of hard to see but my paws really are twinged with blue. The Woman thinks its because I might have peed in the litter (we use crystals that are blue and white) and it stained my white paws. The Awesome Man of course thinks it was radioactive and now I have super powers! What do you think my super powers should be? Its got to be something interesting and not boring. I would like to have x-ray vision, that would be cool. What kind of super power would you want to have?

Mancat Monday

Alright the eye is completely better. I sadly can't milk more sympathy as I'm back to playing with Kaze (aka PITT). Don't worry though, I still take long restful naps because they are so important for a Big man cat.

I do have an odd side effect....my front paws are blue. I know, its the new fashion statement that I've started. They are pale blue and its so cool that the Awesome Man keeps telling me what a "freak" I am. I can only take that to mean the best possible definition: that I'm a trend setter. I can't help it, these things just happen to me. (The Woman is on to me, she's figured it might be from the litter box and my love of water. I'm not telling.) I think my favorite thing in life is to annoy the Woman Or Kaze, its a toss up.