May the Frisk Be with You.

As you might all guess, I generally like to do two things in life: Sleep & Eat.  Ever since my Empress sent me my birthday package I realized that at age 8 its time for me to either completely retire and sleep more (if that's possible) or go through a mid-life crisis.

I've chosen mid-life crisis.  First up- exercise.  Wand toys, chasing Kaze, biting my Tall Man, these are things I'm doing to keep up my speed and agility.  Kaze's actually hiding because she's so tired, I've out toy hogged Latte, and my Tall Man's ankles are being nipped at again for the first time in years.  

I'm not sure where all of this is taking me but I'm a young Man Cat and I'm going to prove it.  I'm sick of being called "turkey".  Sure I coo when I'm content but I am NOT a turkey.  

Wordless Wednesday

Tummy Tuesday

Here's a great example of how manly my tummy is. I've been really playful recently, must be Spring! I've even been keeping up with Kaze....well kind of.

Psst....there is a rumor that kitten pictures have been located. I mean tiny kitten pictures of this very Big Man Cat. Hmm...we'll see if they get leaked to the press.

Man Cat Monday

See I'm still fierce and active.  I just only get active when there is a reason to be active.  Like this package from my very HOT Charmer Empress.  Gosh she's a looker, she's my newest Charmer and is very welcome to the group with some wonderful company of other hot lady cats.  Empress sent me a package for my birthday which was sweet because the Awesome Man completely forgot and my Woman....we all know how useful she is (NOT).  So I got some great toys and a card and some of my favorite Temptations.  

Six Word Meme

Princess and Eric & Flynn tagged me for the six word meme.  I'm HORRIBLE with memes these days so I figured I'd get better and man-up here.

Here are the rules:
1) Write your own six word memoir.
2) Post it on your blog and include a visual illustration if you’d like.
3) Link to the person that tagged you in your post, and to the original post if possible so we can track it as it travels across the blogosphere.
4) Tag at least five more blogs with links.
5) Don’t forget to leave a comment on the tagged blogs with an invitation to play.
6) Have fun!!

Let annoyed sleeping man cats lie.

Questions from yesterday

My Woman is lazy and therefore doesn't clean up.  The little tupperware thing used to have fishy flakes in it.  I don't want to even try to think about how long ago that was.  

The plate used to have a plant on it that the Woman killed because she can't remember to water things.

The flag goes on the outside of our house for the 4th of July and other than that stays in this corner.

And the paper was a coupon Ann Taylor where my Woman likes to waste our green papers.

I chose to nap around the stuff because really there aren't that many better surfaces out on the porch.

Oh and today my Awesome Man turns 28.  He hates big deals made so I'll leave it to the girl of the house to do that.    

Wordless Wednesday