6.22.2007

Faking death



The F word was dropped a lot last night. I've been lying like this a whole lot and the Woman came over and squeezed my belly and said I'm F A T! Even the Awesome Man said I'm F A T. I'll admit my midsection isn't what it used to be but I'm getting to be an older cat (7) and my belly is sagging a bit. I still don't see a need for the F word though. (I'll admit there is a bit of roundness to my belly and my ribs have a thick layer for protection from KAZE attacks!)

22 comments:

Zoey and the furballs said...

You are not fat; you are floofy and a very cute floofy at that.

Max said...

Phhhft that's not fat. That's muscle.

Ali & Fiona said...

We think you are just right!

The Furry Kids said...

You don't look fat at all. You look very handsome.

Love,
Tazo

Donny and Marie and Casey said...

What fat???? I don't see *any* fat whatsoever!!

Honey P. Sunshine said...

more like fabulous

The Meezers or Billy said...

fat? you're not fat at all. Tell them that it's just "middle aged paunch" - like people get when they're that age. hee hee.

Gattina said...

Don't worry, you are not fat you are just a little round like my Arthur and he also sleeps the same way only I am not allowed to touch his belly !
(my cats & funny stories)

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

Chase

You are floofy that's all and besides it's nice for a mancat to have a little meat on his bones!

~Gracie

Gemini said...

Momma says Chey is fat when Momma thinks she (Momma) has over eaten and is getting fat. I think they project that on to us...

JT said...

I think you mean the F-word Fluffy. I'm fluffy too! It means I get lots of belly rubs, which I love! You should be proud of your fluff!

Rosemary B❤️ said...

Chase, you are not fat. That is all muskle. You have a 6 pack and you are really pumped up!

Jake and Bathsheba said...

No, not FAT and not OLD either! You're strong and powerfully built. Not everyone needs to be model-thin like Kaze.

~Bathsheba

Lilly Lu, Iris and Maxwell Mufsa Millon said...

i heard that befor buddy but it al floofy

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

Fat? Ha!! What do beans know about fat in animals....one v-e-t said that I was overweight, and I heard another say something about skinny when she saw me. So, whats a mancat to do? I just keep eating like I eat, and you should too!

Daisy said...

Chase, I do not think you are fat either. You are big and burly!

Icon Baxter Bentley said...

You are not FAT, chase, you are a BIG MAN CAT. There is a difference. Only the vet can officially call you fat - i think...

The Cat Realm said...

You don't look fat to us at all. Maybe the Woman needs to see an eye doctor. And ribs need to be layered, as you actually pointed out.
So the next time the woman calls you fat just bite her.

Anonymous said...

Svelte... ja.
Rotund... mebbe.
But fat ? Naaaahh...
The moment your simian can't lift you without needing an appointment with a chiropractor afterwards, she might call you fat.

Bonnie Underfoot said...

Fat? Pul-leeze. More of you to love, my dear.

Frodo said...

You certainly don't look fat to me. I am so happy to meet you! Thank you for visiting me and saying hello. I look forward to getting to know you more.
Your friend - Frodo

Anonymous said...

hav 2 kiss da tummy first, afore weze can call it the "f" word.

you are sooooo cute.