Holding Priviledges

The Woman picked me up last night and she just isn't very good at it. The Awesome Man scolded her and told her to bring me to him. Once he was holding me I settled in and purred. She just doesn't get me. I mean, I do not like to be held like the other two, I'm a big kitty and I must be treated with special respect. Really I'd rather she not bother picking me up. She can pet me, I'm not going to purr, but she can try. But that Awesome Man....his fingers are magical!

Anyone looking for two annoying younger cats and a Woman? At no cost to you, I'll give them away and even pay shipping!

Alright....they all have their uses and the Woman does feed me. I guess they can stay.