The real reason Kaze was sucking up to me yesterday

Because this is what she does to me (I have posted this before but it illustrates how irritating she really is):



Every now and then she feels the desire to woo me into thinking she likes and then WHAM! She attacks like a hungry spider. I think I deserve the Big Brother of the Year award for putting up with that little rodent. Now I will admit she's fun to chase around and drive crazy but only on my terms. The whole stalking thing is just too annoying.