What the....

Woman, I know you're insane.  I know you just defy the laws of reasonable humans but this goes to far.  Do you realize that its ridiculously windy out there and POURING rain?  Oh yes I see that the daffodils are poking there greens above the ground but I wouldn't venture out there to see them- they're green.  There are no flowers yet.  Just when I start to think she might have some merit I see her do something silly.