Where to start?

I really have so many things to say but I suppose I'll start with describing my relationship to my family.

Awesome Man
He's just the best! While the others adore the Woman, I am completely devoted to Awesome Man. Whenever I see him I get a poofy tail (at the base) and I purr and I head butt and I flop over on my back. We have a game where he gets ready to go into the shower and I chase him down and nip at his ankles. Hehehe. We play the "bite game" all of the time and he's pretty good at it. I just adore him and would do anything for him.

The Woman
She's OK. I mean, I love her and all but she is not the Awesome Man. First of all the kitten brigade is always around her. Even before them she was too interested in hugging me and petting me and I don't have respect for people who come to me for love. She's good though because she feeds me and she always lets me neck snuzzle if the Awesome Man pushes me away.

Latte
He came to live with us last year and the people claimed they got him to play with me because I was alone all day long and I like to play a lot. Really, I was fine. But he's a fun little guy, we wrestle a lot and he's very small and snuggly. I take being his big brother very seriously so I give him lots of baths and I even enjoy snuggling with him. We play all of the time and he is very devoted to me, he would choose me over anyone to snuggle with.

Kaze
What can I say about her? She's psycho. I mean, first of all, have you seen her ears?? She's like a freak of nature. When she first came here she was to be Latte's distraction from tackling me constantly so I could get some rest. I don't hate, I'm a very laid back, easy going cat. I just didn't really want to waste my time with her- I could have been napping. So every now and then you'll see us snuggling but its only because she comes up to me, I never go to her. We do play bite tag a lot and its funny because she's always screaming like I'm hurting her when she is the one attacking me. So she's a lot of fun to chase around. Tag is my favorite game to play, I like taking turns.

So those are the key players in my life. Generally I sleep all day long with a few small breaks for eating. Sometimes I feel like playing and then I go bug Kaze or ask Latte if he wants to. Then I sleep some more. I'm a champion sleeper.