Tuxie Tuesday

This is Jasmine. She is my Aunt I guess. She used to be the Woman's cat when she was living with our grandma. Jasmine is INSANE. Oh no, I mean that. She is scared of everyone and everything and she likes to pee on stuff when she's scared.

One time the Lap Lady had to get up early for a big test (the SAT she said) on a Saturday morning. Apparently when you're 17 getting up on Saturday morning isn't fun. It was January so she put on a sweatshirt and her winter coat and went to the school to take the test. She was nervous as she doesn't like standardized tests. As she was waiting in the school lobby she smelled this familiar smell that she couldn't quite recognize. When she was assigned a room to take the test in she took her coat off and discovered Jasmine's good luck present. Jasmine had PEED on the Woman's jacket and it soaked into the lining and into her sweat shirt. So the Woman had to take the test smelling like cat pee and wearing a wet sweatshirt covered in cat pee.

Jasmine is much better about peeing now but she still licks all of the fur off of her belly as a nervous reaction and she's quite plump. Jasmine is one of a pair of Tuxies and the other cat's name is Maestro and he has a little white mustache.