Oh no, I don't think so

Alright, uncool. I know I've been a little annoying to you Awesome Man but you don't have to take the long sticks and go away. I thought you were done with that when we moved away from Massachusetts. I thought this box was gone- lost in a move over the past 4 years. I have to say though, I'm completely cool with the Woman breaking something or hitting some sort of pine tree or something. I mean, as long as the Awesome Man comes back in one piece I'm pretty sure I could get rid of Kaze and maybe even Latte and have my Awesome Man to myself.

Um...Chase? You do realize that you snuggled with me and purred all night long, right? - The Woman.

Pshaw. I thought you were the Awesome Man.

On my side of the bed? -The Woman

Chick-hen

I will do anything for fresh chick-hen. The Woman was making herself some chick-hen soup last night for while her paw is mending. First she boiled some plain chick-hen. Then she cut it up. I smelled it right away. I ran into the kitchen and I rubbed on her legs. I NEVER rub on her legs. Then (you're never going to believe this) I gave the WOMAN tail-poof. My brilliant plan worked and I got a bite. I left the room and then I heard her call Latte & Kaze. I RAN back in and I meezed at her! I NEVER talk and I meezed like one of the meezers. Then I let her feed me out of her hand while standing on my hind legs.

It was completely worth placating her for 30 seconds.

Empress gave me on of Miss Peach's beautiful roses. She's such a sweet and beautiful lady cat. Thank you!

Generosity towards the Woman

The other night I was the only cat in the snuggle room because lets face it, the other two are BAD seeds while I don't bother anyone. So I woke up around 3am and decided I wanted to snuggle. I couldn't wake the Awesome Man so I tried the Woman. Usually I can get her to do whatever I want because she is so honored when I choose her. Sure enough she lifted her arm and I lay down and started kneading at her armpit. Usually I would lick at her neck and nuzzle but I know that keeps her up so I just kneaded and purred. She hugged me like a teddy bear and it was nice. Earlier that night I actually sat on her lap in front of the TV! I NEVER sit on laps.

What do I get for my generosity? NOTHING. Absolutely freaking nothing. No extra Temptations, no stinky goodness, no turkey, and no yogurt. I mean, why did I bother touching her and being nice to her if she didn't give me something in return. I don't know why I try....

Yaaawwwwnnn!

All of that wrestling with the Awesome Man got me really tired. So I decided I needed to find a nice place to nap that was warm and safe. I know you'll be shocked that I tell you I decided to snuggle with the Woman. She was sitting on the couch just watching TV and I know she'll pet me and not expect purrs so it was a perfect spot. Actually, two nights in a row I've chosen to snuggle with her. You know I'm feeling magnanimous when I actually CHOOSE to snuggle with the WOMAN.

It is bright and sunny today so I'm staring out the windows at the birdies and squirrels looking forward to when I can go out in the stroller!

Tuxie Tuesday

This is Jasmine. She is my Aunt I guess. She used to be the Woman's cat when she was living with our grandma. Jasmine is INSANE. Oh no, I mean that. She is scared of everyone and everything and she likes to pee on stuff when she's scared.

One time the Lap Lady had to get up early for a big test (the SAT she said) on a Saturday morning. Apparently when you're 17 getting up on Saturday morning isn't fun. It was January so she put on a sweatshirt and her winter coat and went to the school to take the test. She was nervous as she doesn't like standardized tests. As she was waiting in the school lobby she smelled this familiar smell that she couldn't quite recognize. When she was assigned a room to take the test in she took her coat off and discovered Jasmine's good luck present. Jasmine had PEED on the Woman's jacket and it soaked into the lining and into her sweat shirt. So the Woman had to take the test smelling like cat pee and wearing a wet sweatshirt covered in cat pee.

Jasmine is much better about peeing now but she still licks all of the fur off of her belly as a nervous reaction and she's quite plump. Jasmine is one of a pair of Tuxies and the other cat's name is Maestro and he has a little white mustache.