Stupid Names

Do your people call you stupid names? The following are a list of SOME of the names I get called. Stupid people.

1. Stinky Minky or Mink-Mink
2. Rat Fink
3. Chase Face Amylase (this is SO embarassing)
4. Big Guy
5. Squirrel Rat
6. Binky
7. Tub-tub
8. Mink-a-link
9. Lazy (not sure that's a name but they use it a lot while talking about me)
10. Lard Butt (NOT cool!)