Stupid Names

Do your people call you stupid names? The following are a list of SOME of the names I get called. Stupid people.

1. Stinky Minky or Mink-Mink
2. Rat Fink
3. Chase Face Amylase (this is SO embarassing)
4. Big Guy
5. Squirrel Rat
6. Binky
7. Tub-tub
8. Mink-a-link
9. Lazy (not sure that's a name but they use it a lot while talking about me)
10. Lard Butt (NOT cool!)


Dragonheart, Merlin, Devi, and Chloe said...

Oh my, they certainly have a lot of stupid names for you!

The only really stupid name my humans call me is "Stinky Cat" or "Stinky Kitten." I can't help it if Sphynx have fast metabolisms!

The Meezers or Billy said...

yep. POOSIE. - Miles

Gemini said...

Momma calls me "Puff Baby" and the Almost Dad calls Cheysuli "Pigus Maximus," (he he).

Momma said that Chey and Latte together almost make her favorite drink: Chai (Chey) Latte.

Anonymous said...

Midnight: they call me M-Night or Sweet Baby

Cocoa: Cocoa Puff, Puff, Bitey Boy

Grr: (sigh) Fatty

Madness, Trouble, Squish and Milkbone said...

Bubbles - well isn't Bubbles bad enough. My real name is Cid!

Mrs. B - Beezwax

LT - Mr. Poopy Feet - Mooommmmm, it only happened once!
Ok, most of the time he is called Baby-meister.
(I think most of the time I'm called "No" *sigh* - LT)

Susie said...

Kimo gets called: meezer monster, KeeKee, skootchy butt, snuggle bum, stretcher, Kimo-poo

Sabi gets called: stinky boy, dingleberry butt, monkey boy, squirrel boy, Sabi-boo, wacko

...to name a few!

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Chase, you're not alone. I've been called variations of #2, Rat Fink. Dad also likes to call me "Lurk" because he says that I'm always lurking.


Memories of Eric and Flynn said...

Well if yoo reely must know thay call me
Fatty bumbum,Hunky Munky an Big Eezy an uvver names which are efun moor embarrussing.
Thay call Flynn: Flindypins ,Chumba chops, Chumby Wumby an Snuggle bum.