Thursday Thirteen

Thirteen Things I will miss about blogging by myself...especially since this is my 400th post.

1. Personal space. Meezers do not respect space.
2. Private time with my Charmers. Ladies, expect more visits!
3. Less pictures of my handsome self. Who wants to see meezers? (Oh crap, Chey's going to beat me up now.)
4. My Man Cat friends will think I'm not manly enough to have kept my own blog. Especially Rocky.


Continued....Latte....Kaze

****Urgent Purrs needed for Bonnie***** She was not feeling well and has been rushed to the emergency vet. Please purr for my very special Charmer!!!

Thursday Thirteen

Thirteen Things I whispered to Latte yesterday about getting back at the Woman

1.  To get revenge on the Woman you must do something totally out of the ordinary she can't possibly blame you.

2.  Choose something really important to her to exact your revenge.  When I was a kitten I chewed the AM's speaker and got in SERIOUS trouble.  It was worth it as he was the NOT so Awesome Man then.

3.  Give her blinky eyes and purr at her.  That always works as she'll feel really guilty.

4.  Yakk somewhere in her path.  Especially a nice wet one.

5.  Place poo about the house in areas like the dinning room and hallway.

6.  Lie on her work clothes and really shed a lot.

7.  Chew on wires at 3am.  This one may get you kicked out of the snuggle room but if it does be sure to hide under the bed so she spends 15 minutes getting you out.

8.  Act sick.  But not too sick- you don't want to have to go to the VET, just sick enough so that guilt kicks in.

9.  Leave the most rank poo.  There is no way she can ignore you then.

10.  Put the bitey on her ankle when she goes to take a shower.  Make sure you run up really fast- bite- then run away.

11.  Scream at the walls like they're crawling with bugs.  This one serves two purposes- makes her move and hopefully wake up AND gets her scared of what she will find.

12.  Put your poop hole on her pillow and drag it around a bit.

13.  Pretend that you want to snuggle and dig around and around and around, circle, sniff, work really hard at it until Kaze leaves and then you leave too.  Then there are no cats in her lap.

Anycats feel free to use these techniques as you see fit!

Thursday Thirteen #57

Thirteen Knick-names I've had

1. Stinky Minky
2. Squirrel- rat
3. Turkey
4. Tub-o-lard
5. Chase-Face-Amarase
6. Pelty McPeltington
7. Little Tigger of Terror
8. Mighty Hunter
9. Lazy
10. Chase-rat
11. Blinky
12. Tubs-n' flubs
13. Elephant (I don't walk all that quietly)

Thinking Blogger Award & Thursday Thirteen #56

Update on being stopped up: The Catlax worked and all is free flowing. Thanks for all of the concern from all of my good friends.

My good friends the McKitten Cats gave me this special award. I'm very honored!

Thursday Thirteen #56 (4)
Thirteen of my Favorite Things

1. Charmers. My Charmers are my most precious lady cats. I cherish them and try to do right by them.

2. My Awesome Man. He's so fun to play with and snuggle with and his touch is just magical.

3. The Chase tuffet on the couch next to my Awesome Man. It is very nice and fits me very well.

4. NIP!!! I like all sorts of nip but I love my nip banan best.

5. Treats- mostly Temptations. I like stinky goodness too. Food is good.

6. Turkey!!! I'll do a dance for turkey. I'll look really cute and its hard to turn me down.

7. My moving target (aka Kaze). She keeps me very active and spry. I'm much faster than she is and my fur is MUCH thicker.

8. The corner scratching post in the sleeping room. I can spend the whole night there and not be bothered by distractions.

9. The squirrel watching table in the bathroom. Every morning I sit up there and watch those little rats torment me.

10. I like the stroller a lot. The fresh air and comfy pad are very nice. I miss strollering in the cold weather.

11. I LOVE my woofie friends. I used to live with a woofie and they give me tail poof. I just love playing the bite game with them.

12. Sink sleeping. Nothing like a good nap in a bathroom sink.

13. Boxes. Especially if they smell like nip!!

(Notice I did not mention the Woman. I'm just pointing that out.)

Thursday Thirteen #55 (3)

Thirteen Things that interfered with my naps this week.

1. That ridiculous Animal that acts like a rug-sucking monster. I hate these things.

2. The Woman poking me. Yes she finds it entertaining. I do not find it amusing.

3. Kaze & Latte fighting over the Woman. They fail to see that in the grand scheme of things I can get her affection whenever I want. They're so loud when they are playing/fighting.

4. My Awesome Man obsessing about about ridiculous health issues that are invisinible. And the Woman getting tired of the questions.

5. Kaze farting. Its that bad.

6. The loveseat moved and I had to turn my head to see what was going on. I'm not sure I like it as a napping spot.

7. The Woman grabbing me and the meezers in one armful and tossing us in the cat room so they could bring the tree outside.

8. The new Drinkwell fountain making its dribbling noises. I do like it though- very fresh water.

9. The Woman taking one of my coats. She piles them up so I can nap on them but then steals them when she wants to go outside in the cold.

10. Fireworks on New Years sent me behind the bathroom door. They also kept me up for a while.

11. Temptations! We've been getting a lot of them which I am not complaining about. I'd gladly cut a nap early for some treats.

12. A clean litter box. I like to leave a fresh stinky pile in the pristine litterbox. I can hear the woman banging on the boxes and come running.

13. The cat free zone has been emitting loud offensive noises as the Awesome Man plays some of his new games. That room BOOMS. Truly loud.

Thursday Thirteen #54 (#2)

Thirteen Things I got for Christmas while the Meezers got Zilch.

1. The Furminator. Yes Woman, be my brushing slave and use up one of your presents on me. Brush now, keep going lazy!

2. Boxes. BIG ones! I can hide in them and pretend I can't hear when I'm yelled at to get the *#^% out. Uh....no, I'm happy thanks.

3. Tissue Paper! For shredding of course. Oh, and hiding. Its a well known fact that when you hide your head under something the rest of your body is invisinible.

4. Smaller boxes. These are really only good for nibbling on edges. I like to leave my mark on all presents. Oh, incidentally the Woman noticed I left my mark on her favorite belt today. Hehehe....

5. The loveseat is MINE. Its very well placed next to the tree right now so I can sprawl and be adored while people pretend to look at the tree when they're really just admiring my paw stretches.

6. New camera lens (macro). So the Woman can take better pictures of me. She does have to *ahem* back up a bit to fit all of me in the frame now.

7. Sweaters! The Woman's sweaters........bliss. They are my stand in Charmers and I have my way with them whenever she leaves a wool one out. Cotton...not so much.

8. Tree water. Yummy! Once a year the delicacy is served in the living room and it saves me from wasting energy walking to the kitchen to get a drink.

9. Ribbons. Bat...bat-bat-BAT!! Need I say more?

10. Secret Paws from the McKitten Cats & the Bonnie Package of course. Too much fun to even recall what happend those nights....lets just call them "black outs".

11. Late sleeping humans. The Awesome Man slept late for 4 days in a row! Lots of great snuggling time.

12. Attention from the Woman. She served me well this past week so I decided to give her some pets and *gasp* a purr! When she shows proper affections towards me I am not cruel- I allow her some petting of my pelty furs.

13. Stinky Goodness. And Bacon!! We got individual cans of Stinky Goodness and the Awesome Man gave us some bacon!!

Thursday Thirteen #53

Its my first Thursday Thirteen! By wapping demand 53% of respondents wanted me to carry on our tradition. Thank you very much! For my first TT I am going to start off easy and do:

Thirteen Things about ME!

1. I weight 13 lbs. While I'm not really huge, most agree that I'm BIG. A Big Man Cat.

2. I have tricolored furs. My tummy and toe furs are all white while my body fur is striped with black-tan-black. This means that when my furs get on the Woman's clothes no matter what color my furs show up.

3. I don't talk very much but when I do its expressive. When I want to play I coo (like a mourning dove). I also have a nice "death-call" when there is a bird or a squirrel tormenting me.

4. I have a chipped fang tooth. I think most of you know the story but it involves me leaping from a second story window onto black top. I think it gives me an edgy look.

5. One of my favorite positions is on my back curled in odd arrangements. I also tuck my paws close to my chest.

6. I'm "ridiculously tolerant" according to my humans. This means they can do anything to me and I don't mind. They could use me as a feline Gumby Doll and I wouldn't mind. You an toss me around, wrap me around, squish me all over. I don't mind.

7. I can jump higher than Kaze. Its true. She can't get on top of the cabinets in the kitchen but I can. And do. I have to get away sometimes. She might leap for toys but I conserve my energy for when it matters.

8. Latte is my kitten. I always will look out for him and protect him from harm. Kaze...eh, she can fend for herself.

9. This may be an absolute shock to you but....I LOVE the Awesome Man. I would do anything for him. Anything at all. I love to purr for him and smurgle in his neck. Only he doesn't always let me.

10. Every night when the AM goes to take a shower we have a special routine. It stats out with front hugs and the bite game and ends up in a race to the bathroom where if I win I bite his ankles. Hehe.

11. I LOVE the PTU. Bring one out and I'll sleep in it. The smaller the better. When I was a younger cat and we lived in Massachusetts we used to come to NJ on the weekends and I used to stay with our Gramma. I loved the 5 hour car trip!!! Unless the humans were fighting. Then I meowed. A lot.

12. Once the AM was playing with me and a fev-ver toy. He was flinging it around and he hit me in the eye! He said it was an accident but ever since then I do NOT play with fev-vers.

13. The reason we have 3 cats is because of me. I was lonely when we moved to the house so they got Latte to keep me company. Kaze came because after Latte healed he was too active for me and annoyed me. Of course now I just play with Kaze and Latte rests.