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Sometimes guests come in our house and are surprised to see me sprawled on the dining room table. I just blink at them. Then flick my tail hard a few times. I love seeing the looks on visitor's faces because they act like they just walked into an alternate Universe or something. Oh, and I love when they've been here a bit and I decide to nap on the table. Then they say things to me like, "Oh, I'm sure you're not supposed to be up there!". WRONG. Haha, surprising new beans is so much fun!

And the poll...ah yes, as I suspected you all love me MUCH more than the two idiots combined. That makes me purr and tail poof. Of course Latte is a bit whiney that he isn't well liked and is crying that he needs more help to get more popular....duh....NOT a big man cat, whiney little meezer rat. Though now the AM is sad becuase he thinks Latte deserves some "awwww!"s. He says, "He's a loveable little beast! Why doesn't anyone like him?". Latte did only get 7/44 votes and we can knock 2 right off the bat (his wife Chey and daughter Tara). Sigh....its true, Latte really is a wonderful spunky little rat, he's very special to me. I'll have the Woman try to help him show off his charachter a bit more.

But seriously, its nice to know you all love me most. I'll gloat about that for a long time.

(Kaze...well who cares about her anyway, she's a freak. That gets her sympathy votes.)

Feeling Frisky!

I've really been very frisky lately and Kaze is the easiest one around to take down. She's always up for a romp and she always thinks that she might be able to win this time except she never can. I'm the Man Cat in the house and she is never going to be in charge. She's also been moving in on my Awesome Man and I can't let that happen! He's been snuggling with her and petting her a lot. I am the only one who can make it through the night in the snuggle room though.

Woofie Wednesday

I know you've heard me talk about my woofie friend Zu Zu before but the humans hung out with her while they were on vacation in North Carolina. The house they all rent lets woofies come (but not cats) so she gets to go and play on the beach and swim in the Ocean. Zu Zu was my bestest friend for about 9 months when we grew up together. She was a puppy while I was a kitten and we grew up playing really rough together. I'd thwack her on the nose and she would bite my tummy and we'd both get yelled at. Ah...good times! Zu Zu is getting old for a woofie though. Not too old, but she's starting to get grey and actually sleep. She used to be a ball of energy. Instead of her comming to live with us when we finally got our house the AM's little sister was so in love with Zu Zu after so many years that she stayed with the little girl. I miss Zu Zu but sometimes she comes to visit and I always remember her right away and we start playing and I give her the tail poof immediately.

Litterbox habits

This is my 200th post! Of course it has to be of me during an intimate moment.... Can you believe that the humans actually recorded my litterbox routine? Of course this is only the last 30 seconds so I had my privacy while I was doing my business. I guess they were trying to prove that I don't know how to cover properly. Why would I cover if Latte does it for me? Seems like a sweet deal to me.

P.S. The litterbox isn't small, I'm just very big and manly :). Its actually very roomy for Kaze and Latte and no matter how big the box is I have to stick my head out while I'm going, its just what I do.

Man Cat Monday

Part of being a man cat means freaking out the humans so they question their sanity. Over the weekend I found a nice pile of hangers in the snuggle room. So I started digging. Tell me you wouldn't have done the same! I went on for about 2 minutes when the AM came upstairs and started laughing at me. I looked at him and promptly turned back to my digging joy. Really I just wanted to get him off his lazy butt for a few minutes. I owed it to him because he sits next to me on the couch and coughs really loud. I hate it when he wakes me coughing. So anyhow, never forget to annoy your humans when they annoy you.

Ugh, he just did it again! I'm sleeping soundly and he coughs and makes me jump.

Poor Awesome Man

My poor AM had a baaaad night. You can read all about it from either Kaze or Latte but you know their points of views are always skewed. Basically the AM got out of bed and was having a bad panick attack and he was freaking out in the hall. I trusted the Woman to take care of him because she's good at taking care of us all when we're sick. Eventually when he was not shaking so much I went over and rubbed on him to tell him it would be OK. He appreciated my love and then I went away when he went back to bed. I'm worried about the AM but he's a big boy, nothing I can do to save him. There is no point in fraking out like Kaze is.

Sun!

Oh we need some sun. Its so dreary in this house and its been cold and rainy all week and its put everyone in the house in a miserable mood. The humans especially. The AM is sick and the Woman just found out she's allergic to a lot of food so her entire way of eating/cooking/life is going to have to change. She's miserable and she yelled at the NJMVC (DMV in normal states) and she even yelled at Kaze just because she meowed. Now, I'm one to put Kaze in her place but her little feelings got hurt. Serves the Woman right that Kaze was upset with her! Of course she felt bad but I just shook my head at her and stayed out of her way. I just hope these humans either get happy soon or move out.