I've really been very frisky lately and Kaze is the easiest one around to take down. She's always up for a romp and she always thinks that she might be able to win this time except she never can. I'm the Man Cat in the house and she is never going to be in charge. She's also been moving in on my Awesome Man and I can't let that happen! He's been snuggling with her and petting her a lot. I am the only one who can make it through the night in the snuggle room though.
The floor in the bathroom is nice and cool when its hot out side. Sometimes I go in here just to hang out and I'm usually left alone so that is cool. There is an added bonus in that I can easily hide behind the door if a thunderstorm comes by. Also, the staircase is right across from the door opening so I can see what everyone is up to going past. Its a pretty good spot to just hang out. Of course eventually Kaze will come and jump on me and demand I play with her.
Apparently in our house I'm the Cat Standard. Whenever something is odd with the other two, they get compared to me. For example, take last night. I was minding my own business napping upstairs while everyone else was downstairs. I love my alone time and I was peacefully sleeping on top of one of the scratching posts. Along came the Woman and she rudely woke me up by sticking her fingers in my mouth and inspecting my gums. How very rude!! Well my gums are just fine thank-you-very-much. I had them cleaned 4 years ago and I'm trying to not have to go through that ever again. The VET says my teeth look very good.
Since the VET told Kaze she has immuno-compromised gingivitis the Woman has been obsessivly brushing her teeth (much to Kaze's dismay). Last night she checked Latte and found his gums to be as red as Kaze's. Of course he does a better job of fighting the Woman off but he still got crud put on his gums.
But why does this always have to be my problem? I'm the most easy going cat and have had few health problems in my life (other than the time I jumped out of that 2 story window). I'm a big healthy Man Cat so I don't know how you could ever compare me to Kaze & Latte, there is just no comparisson.
This is my Welcome Mat. I like to hang out on it and chill especially when there are vistors around. Auntie E says I'm always on that mat when she comes over to visit. Its comfy and rough at the same time. this is the front door and as you can see, it needs to be painted. The whole living room needs to be painted but the Woman is lazy and hasn't done it yet. She says soon...I'm not so sure. The mat is also a great place to get ready for an attack on Kaze. I've been chasing her around like crazy. Don't let anyone tell you 7 is a senior, there is no way I'm a senior!
Look what I've got! It is Kaze's precious rainbow toy. I took it from her and now I'm playing with it and she can't do anything about it. Ah....its good to be the Big Man Cat of the house. All she can do is sit there and watch me. She thinks she's so smart when she attacks me from behind and pins me down. Well look who has her toy now.
In other very very important news today is the birthday of one of my lovely Charmers: Bonnie! She looks just as young as a kitten if you ask me. Happy Birthday beautiful Bonnie!! I'll be over to celebrate with you all day long. Bonnie is a special lady as she is one of the founding Charmers. She has a very special place in my heart.
I decided to be a good big brother I decided to let her snuggle. Plus she's like a little heater so I didn't mind all that much. I just dreamt that she was a Charmer and then I was able to tolerate her. I'm just happy its a new week and I can teleport over to my Charmers because I need some adult time after kaze-sitting all weekend long.
Sometimes I just have to stare at Latte or Kaze and wonder what the heck they are thinking. I mean, why on earth do they do the stupid things they do? Sure I like to play but I don't leap into the air risking bodily harm just to chase after a ribbon. I like to wrestle but I don't just leap crazily at another cat. You must properly stalk and make a plan. It is like they just react without thinking about consequences. I guess that's what makes me a Big Man Cat because I'm always thinking of the consequences of my actions. If I jump up on that chair will it be comfortable? Will I be bothered by people or other cats? Is there a soft bed there? These are just some of the things I consider before choosing something as important as a napping spot. So I just watch them and wonder what the heck they are thinking. Then I curl up and take another nap and dream of my Charmers.
I'm Kat's Cat of the Day today! WooHooo!
The Woman kept staring and me and Latte while we were "spooning" (as she called it). I love the little guy and he's quit snuggly. We must have been snoozing for about an hour and she kept commenting on how sweet we looked. I just squeeze my eyes tighter and try to block her out of my head. Latte was just passed out. So we're all nice and cozy until.....
Kaze. Attack of the killer Kaze. Man that cat drives me crazy. She's always trying to bite attack me because she's jealous of my time with Latte and how I'm just not that into her. I mean, she's a frootbat- just not my bag baby! So she jumps up and tries to snuggle. Of course she weighs like a ton (I really think she's packing on the pounds...just my opinion) and lands on top of me. In under 10 seconds I'm up and gone. I feel bad for Latte who's always stuck in the middle but I just can't handle that creature for too long.
