Bachelor Party!

So, as I'm the best man for my brother Latte in his wedding on Saturday I have to throw the bachelor party. I mean, who better to be in charge of that than me? Well anyway, I've invited all of the Charmers over to hang out with the guys (nothing bad, just a hot group of girls!). I've lined up the Spirit of Philadelphia which is a cruise boat that goes up and down the Delaware River. There are all sorts of great things and I've made sure they stock their bar with niptinis and FRESH nip I've had imported straight from South America. There will be fresh tuna and even a pig roast. That means HAM!!! And for Latte, I have made sure he won't sleep the whole night! After the boat I figured we'd go into Old City and check out the historic buildings like Indepence Hall and the Liberty Bell since he's loosing all of that by getting married. But don't worry Chey, we'll take GOOD care of him and make sure nothing bad happens to the little guy.

Haha!

Look what I've got! It is Kaze's precious rainbow toy. I took it from her and now I'm playing with it and she can't do anything about it. Ah....its good to be the Big Man Cat of the house. All she can do is sit there and watch me. She thinks she's so smart when she attacks me from behind and pins me down. Well look who has her toy now.

In other very very important news today is the birthday of one of my lovely Charmers: Bonnie! She looks just as young as a kitten if you ask me. Happy Birthday beautiful Bonnie!! I'll be over to celebrate with you all day long. Bonnie is a special lady as she is one of the founding Charmers. She has a very special place in my heart.

Just hangin' out

Yup...just hangin', chilliin', relaxin' in style. You know, a Big Man Cat can't be afraid to let it all hang out. Its Friday so I'm thinking of going out tonight with the Charmers. Let me know who's up for a night on the town. I'm thinking we'll start with some niptinies on my front porch and then head into Philly to party and maybe go dancing? Whatever you ladies are up for!

Man Cat Monday

I decided to be a good big brother I decided to let her snuggle. Plus she's like a little heater so I didn't mind all that much. I just dreamt that she was a Charmer and then I was able to tolerate her. I'm just happy its a new week and I can teleport over to my Charmers because I need some adult time after kaze-sitting all weekend long.

HUGE Box!

OK, I'm planning a party going on RIGHT NOW until the Awesome Man gets home from work. What is worth a huge immediate party? A GINORMOUS box is in the dinning room. I'm talking HUGE! Our final ginormous TV came in it and now its empty and it has great paw holes to scratch and plastic straps to chew on and it can hold like 25 cats on top without collapsing. It is the best box I've ever seen; and we've moved around a lot. So come on over and party everyone! The Charmers are especially invited into the private VIP lounge INSIDE the box. Only Latte knows how to get in there but he said he'd show me the secret if I get enough people here (and of course he's thinking Chey).

OK, its bigger than this one even because the new TV is 57".

Happy Valentine's Day!

Happy Valentine's Day to my Charmers! I love each and every one of you very much. I'm a very lucky Man Cat to have so many gorgeous women cats who like me. I'm going to sit here and purr for you all day long.

Tabby Tuesday

It is so good to be back. I had to take charge of the whole house while the Awesome Man wasn't around. The Woman was gone too, so I also had to oversee her duties as well. I also had to properly welcome the People home so I've been sitting on the couch right next to the Woman showing her that I like when she's here (she knows where the treats live).

I was very lucky that Bonnie came over to snuggle with me a lot so I wasn't too cranky just being with the idiots cats (Latte & Kaze). I have a special Valentine I'll be posting tomorrow to all of my Charmers. I missed all of you ladies quite a ton!!!

Valentine's Day

Its been freezing around her and I haven't moved from the warm spot except to eat and go to the box. Its supposed to snow here today and it would be really cool if the Awesome Man came home early but that won't happen, he's really married to his work.

I was reading up on Skeezix's Valentine's Contest and noticed I could not nominate my harem. I talked to the Awesome Man about it and we decided that it is way to difficult to decide on any one Charmer to be the queen, so I've decided I'm not going to choose. All of my ladies are spectacular and I wouldn't feel right just serenading one.

I also want to make sure you ladies know you are free to have other Valentines, especially if you want to take them to the party. I can understand wanting a little one-on-one time and you ladies are HOT so obviously other man cats are interested. You're all my Charmers no matter what and I'm oh so happy to call you My Charmers.


Faithfully,
Your Chase

Exhausted!

After a nice day of visiting my Charmers all over the country, I was exhausted enough to let Kaze snuggle with me. See how she's sapping my warmth? Using me as her personal pillow? Eh, she wasn't being too annoying so I let her hang out until I woke up. Then I was gone.

I'm Kat's Cat of the Day today! WooHooo!

Rudness!

This morning I was sleeping very peacefully on the large cat bed that now resides on the "guest" bed. As usual, I had curled myself up into a very nice Chase-Ball and had my paws over my eyes. Suddenly, the stupid wite rat came into the room with the Woman and a bowl of stinky goodness. Stupid frootbat won't eat her food when she would rather play so she has to get locked into the cat room so she'll eat it. Well, the Woman knew that about 5 seconds after the munching commenced I would be taking over the stinky goodness if left to my own devices. Soo...she picked me up! She picked me up, out of a DEEP sleep and made me leave the room. That Woman is just such a pain-in-the-tail!

What a rude way to start off my nice long day of napping and dreaming of my Charmers! I'll be teleporting around to all of my ladies today as obviously I can't be left in peace in my own home.


Psst...in my further revenge on the Awesome Man regarding the TV...the new-new one has a dark spot on the screen. Hahahaah!!! He's really frustrated but I'm just laughing!

My very own harem!

Wow, thanks to everyone for the great suggestions on names for my harem! I really liked all of them. I decided to let the Awesome Man decide because he's got a good feel for that sort of thing, even if he only has the Woman in his life.

Chase's Charmers

So welcome ladies! Feel free to bring friends to join. You're certainly free to flirt with other man cats (as the very wise Sadie pointed out) but I promise to be true to my Charmers! Its still kind of strange for me, I'd never really thought of myself as a more than one lady kind of cat but I certainly love all of you pretty ladies! If you need anything from your big man cat, just give a purr!

We've got lots of older, experienced ladies and I'm just thrilled about that. So far there are Bonnie, Patches, Mittens, and Pixie. Bathsheba and Sadie will be checking in but don't forget they are Spicy Vixens first!

So here I am ladies! Devoted only to you...purrr! Come and snuggle up, its COLD outside.