Man Cat Monday

The Awesome Man watched the Birdies yesterday for no reason (the Eagles last game of the season). They won but it wasn't a game that mattered. I kept trying to tell the Awesome Man to just stop and pet me by head-butting his butt. I kept butting him to get his attention but he just told me to go away. Sigh....even with tail-poof he kept leaving me for the anti-cat room with the dark-de-tailer. He has new loud boxes that he's setting up. I hate when he gets new things for his Fun Room, it means he as less time for me.

Nominated

The Meezers got together and nominated me in the Best Fur Sibling Contest! Of course I deserve the respect anyhow...

Why Chase is the Best Fur Sibling by Kaze & Latte.

Furminator Review

So a few of you asked for a Furminator review. Well...of course you came to the right source!

Lets see....At first I thought it was a little painful since the comb part is even more fine than a flea comb. It pulled at my skin and my "rolls". I kind of tried to bite it. then after a while I decided it felt nice and starting to stretch out and seek out the Woman to brush me. It removes all of the loose under-coat that I can't remove myself. It makes my fur really soft and silky and I don't have as many loose furs. Of course the piles of fur that came off of me the first time were just astounding!!!

Thursday Thirteen #54 (#2)

Thirteen Things I got for Christmas while the Meezers got Zilch.

1. The Furminator. Yes Woman, be my brushing slave and use up one of your presents on me. Brush now, keep going lazy!

2. Boxes. BIG ones! I can hide in them and pretend I can't hear when I'm yelled at to get the *#^% out. Uh....no, I'm happy thanks.

3. Tissue Paper! For shredding of course. Oh, and hiding. Its a well known fact that when you hide your head under something the rest of your body is invisinible.

4. Smaller boxes. These are really only good for nibbling on edges. I like to leave my mark on all presents. Oh, incidentally the Woman noticed I left my mark on her favorite belt today. Hehehe....

5. The loveseat is MINE. Its very well placed next to the tree right now so I can sprawl and be adored while people pretend to look at the tree when they're really just admiring my paw stretches.

6. New camera lens (macro). So the Woman can take better pictures of me. She does have to *ahem* back up a bit to fit all of me in the frame now.

7. Sweaters! The Woman's sweaters........bliss. They are my stand in Charmers and I have my way with them whenever she leaves a wool one out. Cotton...not so much.

8. Tree water. Yummy! Once a year the delicacy is served in the living room and it saves me from wasting energy walking to the kitchen to get a drink.

9. Ribbons. Bat...bat-bat-BAT!! Need I say more?

10. Secret Paws from the McKitten Cats & the Bonnie Package of course. Too much fun to even recall what happend those nights....lets just call them "black outs".

11. Late sleeping humans. The Awesome Man slept late for 4 days in a row! Lots of great snuggling time.

12. Attention from the Woman. She served me well this past week so I decided to give her some pets and *gasp* a purr! When she shows proper affections towards me I am not cruel- I allow her some petting of my pelty furs.

13. Stinky Goodness. And Bacon!! We got individual cans of Stinky Goodness and the Awesome Man gave us some bacon!!

Wordless Wednesday

Merry Man Cat Miracle Monday!

Just when I thought I wasn't going to get anything worthwhile after our Secret Paws this year a package arrived with my name on it first! And while it was for all of us, I know its really for me. It was from my Special Charmer Bonnie. She sent me some more of those great nip canes, mousies, temptations (my favorite flavor of course), jingle toys, an awesome thing with a long tail, and a cool custom stocking! Plus.....her picture. Ah....Bonnie....purr....

Exhausted

Reasons I can not possibly blog today:

1. Thursday 13 is exhausting!
2. The Woman left her memory on the OR table 2 weeks ago. Really, its shot. She went all the way to see Snap and FORGOT THE KEY. Therefore she wasted a whole hour in driving for nothing. That's just the worst example.
3. The Woman just got an iphone from work. She's an idiot. Its taking her entire brain power and night to figure it out.

But, I'm hot so I'm sure you'll enjoy the photo.