Painting

The Woman got smart and locked me out of the painting room. She had the door open a crack and then I could just burst my way in. Sadly....no more. I never did put my nose in the paint but I bet I wouldn't like it too much. The room looks nice, it used to be a horrible peach and now it is "Dutch Tile Blue" which is a blue/grey. It is keeping me busy supervising outside the door, I have to wait to make sure she's still alive. I do that when they take showers too. I've been doing extra patrols looking for cat toys Kaze looses. Doesn't my tail look very "Man Cat"ish here??

And?

Where else would you expect to find me? There were tons of great boxes but I decided this one was one of the best so I slept in it until it was collapsed and went away. Sadly it was not a box for me to keep.

I'm kind of in deep trouble with the Woman because I keep breaking into the room she's painting. She keeps yelling at me but I keep breaking in. I can't help my need to sniff everything!

I like the people

I'm starting to be able to appreciate the Woman. She was helping me blog last night and I was even rubbing on her and purring. She's OK and she's hanging around a lot and gives me special treats. We got tuna flakes in our stocking and they taste SO good! Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb haven't figured out how tasty they are so they are ALL MINE. Hahah!!!!!!! Plus there are awesome toys around and I've even been playing with Kaze's prized wand toy. I am big cat on campus so I get to do what I want!

Really, why?

Why do I live with two younger cats? They're just insane. They were trying to "help" unwrap presents when all they were doing was causing trouble. I just liked watching the people be happy. The Awesome man seemed happy with the stuff that came in the boxes so that was nice. Latte claimed a box for himself and I tried it out, it was roomy enough for even me! I tried to wake the Awesome man up for work this morning but it didn't work, he just pushed me off the bed. Apparently he has an extra day off and would like to sleep in.

Oh, I almost forgot my present to the Woman. I blew watery chunks all over the kitchen table so she had to clean that up first thing Christmas morning. She didn't even tell the Awesome man because he would have been MAD!!!

Chase the Snowcat

Chase the Snowcat
Was a jolly happy feline
With a Temp-tay-shuns nose and a wand toy tail
And two ears made out of sparkle balls
Chase the Snowcat
Is a fairytale they say
He was made of snow
But the bloggers know
How he came to life one day

There must have been some magic
In that old Riverton house
For when they moved him in there
He began to dance around
Chase the Snowcat
Was as frisky as he could be
And the bloggers say
He could purr and play
Just the same as you and me
Chase the Snowcat
Knew the sun was hot that day
So he said let's snuggle
And we'll have some fun
Now before I melt away

Down to the living room
With a nip toy in his mouth
Running here and there all around the tree
Saying catch me if you can

He led them down the halls of the house
Right to the Awesome Man
And he only paused a moment when
He heard him holler "Chase!"


Chase the Snowcat
Had to hurry on his way
But he'd have a bite
Saying don't you cry
I'll be back again tomorrow
Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Look at Chase run
Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Over the stair chase!

Cranky

I'm cranky. I don't want either of those young cats near me. Even Latte. I'm hissy and growly and I'd really like my personal space. The Awesome Man yelled at me when I hissed at Latte because all Latte was doing was trying to snuggle. Apparently my hissing did not scare him so the Awesome Man yelled at me and then I had to get up and go find another comfy spot. Sometimes I just want my personal space. I know I have soft fur but its MINE and I don't need to share with those who have less fur if I don't want to. But I'm certainly willing to snuggle with any hot babes out there who might need a nice warm guy like me!

Stupid Names

Do your people call you stupid names? The following are a list of SOME of the names I get called. Stupid people.

1. Stinky Minky or Mink-Mink
2. Rat Fink
3. Chase Face Amylase (this is SO embarassing)
4. Big Guy
5. Squirrel Rat
6. Binky
7. Tub-tub
8. Mink-a-link
9. Lazy (not sure that's a name but they use it a lot while talking about me)
10. Lard Butt (NOT cool!)